Someone Has to Say It But I’m Tired of Hearing Shannon Klingman Tell Me My Ass Crack Smells

Oops! I stated ass crack. Sorry not sorry. However I’ve to say if I may block Lume ads on all my social media accounts I might be one very joyful camper. I feel their adverts are revolting. They’re always attempting to be “hip” and “trendy” and extra interesting to “the folks” by speaking about bizarre physique odors. I suppose they assume this advertising and marketing is relatable however I don’t discover it relatable in any respect! I truly discover it somewhat revolting. I don’t need to speak physique odor with you thanks a lot!

“Right here’s a stable stick of deo you need to use on beneath your boobs or between your butt cheeks!” Ma’am, can we not be so intimate with these adverts? We haven’t even been formally launched but!

I child you not I can’t escape these adverts. If I’m scrolling on Tiktok I’ll run throughout at the very least two of them coming at me speedy tempo and urging me to fret concerning the smells that could be occurring between my thighs, between my my butt cheeks, and different unmentionable. A majority of the adverts are carried out by Shannon Klingman who just isn’t solely the creator of Lume Entire Physique Deodorant but in addition a gynecologist. However please, somebody wants to inform her that being a health care provider doesn’t imply she will be able to inform me my ass crack smells and I want Lume.

Hear, I respect your hustle Shannon however the advertising and marketing simply isn’t for me. Sorry. I simply can’t sit right here and significantly hearken to you describe smells radiating from folks’s asses. My inside teenage boy calls for to me set free so he can snigger at these adverts.

You’re exhausting me, Lume. Please cease? Thanks. Sincerely, the Muse who doesn’t have a smelly ass crack.

How about you? Have you ever run into these annoying Lume adverts? Or some other adverts that you just need to scream on the display screen over?

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